i adore how over-the-top SA2’s story is, something about having all these furry kids be very blatantly Literal Wanted Felons Pursued by the State of California for most of the plot and them handling it like it’s an average tuesday is so funny and genuine and such a fun vibe
The wanted posters are also extremely funny
These imply Tails was never born to a specific place or nation nor on a specific date, they simply Appeared one day and began Committing Crimes
Which is perhaps the best take on the character and I do not care that it is wildly incorrect
I can't help but imagine someone sitting at a desk in the police station or whatever, and having to fill out this wanted poster using this standard template. This template was made for people, and this desk jockey is exasperated.
There's a photo on the poster. This is a fox. Hair? Brown. Fox brown. Complexion??? Uhhhh... fox. He's a fox. Race? Fox. BIPEDAL TALKING FOX WITH A MECH.
They're emailing their supervisor, asking if they can update the template. Of course they're told no. It's the template. Just do the job. Five minutes later there's a ping. New email. This guy is red, his name is apparently Knuckles, and they have no clue what animal this guy is supposed to be.
this is THE FUNNIEST possible explanation for why the template answers are so weird and i’m taking it as basically canon
