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lutz
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Back when I first moved to LA i was waiting tables and Slimer from Ghostbusters came in and sat down in my section. Of course everyone's trying not to freak out and he's being real gracious about it, acting like he doesn't see the looks/hear the whispers. Anyway he's one of the ones who reads your nametag if you don't introduce yourself and he's not that messy in real life (the thing where the food falls through him was a special effect) and he left a decent tip. Funniest fucking thing tho: guy ends his meal with a little espresso. Drinks it in little sips with his pinky up and literally told me "ciao" when he left. World's a weird place


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