Thinking about this scathing restaurant review from March 2, 2020, and seeing all the "the food had no taste at all" moments like the warning signs at the start of a zombie movie
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in reply to @dog's post:
"An infection is spreading in downtown manhattan causing aggression. Citizens are advised to stay indoors."
"I went to this outdoor concert and it left me feeling indescribably angry"
the fact that it actually ends with "when we all get covid" pushes this over the top into all-time
Quite tickled that, within a month, this journalist had pivoted to translating "hey how are y'all getting weed during lockdown?" into article form.