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𓅇 Chase J 𓅊 - lv 33 🍜🐲@chasejxyz11/24/2022, 5:51 AM

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Andrew @polymath11/2/2022, 10:07 PM

css crimes in the public sector

Years ago I worked at the BBC and while I rarely got to do anything audience-facing, I was allowed to indulge a smol pet-project while building the developer portal.

The website itself is locked behind a staff-only login, but my nonsense is buried within the stock banner photo that anyone can access — try clicking the laptop screen...

#css crimes

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Obspogon @obspogon11/2/2022, 10:24 PM

wow

Mossflwer @mossflwer11/2/2022, 11:27 PM

This brings me so much joy. The amount of effort for something cool and has no discernable business value, its just fantastic

Caro @caro11/3/2022, 12:58 AM

that is ASTOUNDING

@JajaLala11/3/2022, 1:05 AM

:O can highlight the text, it's even angled correctly!!!

Caro @caro11/3/2022, 3:21 AM

you can copy and paste it to find out what it says

d🔶@geometric11/3/2022, 4:21 AM

YOU CAN TYPE IN IT

Caro @caro11/3/2022, 4:23 AM

brb, hacking the bbc to make the you-know-what it can generate fully playable

unarei @noa11/3/2022, 2:57 AM

alcjksdnjkln that's amazing oh my god. i wonder how many people/if anyone found it naturally

Caro @caro11/3/2022, 3:21 AM

the tag on my share wasnt kidding i showed this to my dad and it made him so happy

@jbloodthorn11/3/2022, 3:59 AM

This is awesome.

Dan Maku @DanMakuDragon11/3/2022, 5:05 AM

LMAO

pory!/quint?!@poryout11/3/2022, 5:12 AM

you can edit it and it saves that way???? wtf

Andrew @polymath11/3/2022, 9:06 AM

I don't think the saving was me, I think that's your browser being Helpful

Pivot DeerPup @pivot11/3/2022, 5:20 AM

oh my GOD

ruby0x1 @ruby0x111/3/2022, 6:13 AM

💯 would type in a stock photo again

@NylePudding11/3/2022, 7:41 AM

Wild!! Such a fun little secret, actually quite inspiring to try this stuff with other stock images :D

@lexi11/3/2022, 11:20 AM

"why the fuck did my spellcheck- OH YOU DID NOT DO THAT. NO WAY"

ela @eladnarra11/3/2022, 12:47 PM

"Why does my keyboard pop up when I click it?"

reads comments

"Oooooh!"

Clark Scribe @ClarkScribe11/3/2022, 3:51 PM

As someone who is currently learning web development through class in my computer programming course, this absolutely broke my brain. Like, I was thinking about how crazy one could get with the tools available...but that is one of the most impressive things I have seen with web design. I am really going to have to figure out how this was done!

marlo!@marlodjur11/3/2022, 5:10 PM

holy crap this rules

Andrew @polymath11/3/2022, 5:42 PM

This came about because the original stock photo had the most garishly-highlighted dummy code on it and it was very distracting — we had to replace it with something, so while this might seem like a lot of effort for no value most managers would recognise, a good chunk of that effort was going to have to happen anyway.

Also: it pleases me greatly that they've clearly updated this page at least once since I left and they apparently chose to leave my silly easter egg in along with all the code samples. I suppose really I should refresh it a few times and see if they added any.