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I am Normal I only complained to the group chat and also my sister only a Normal Amount that The Grapefruit Lady wasn't at the Saturday farmers market again but she's at the Tuesday one? And she's the only one with grapefruit so I have to go to the Tuesday market after work to get my fix (grapefruit)(which is a normal thing to crave and eat multiple times a day)

(Yes I know grapefruit fucks with some meds but I do not take any of those so the only thing that is stopping me from eating more is the shelf life of grapefruit and my access to the grapefruit lady)

(Yes I know I could buy grapefruit at the grocery store but it doesn't taste as good produce just tastes better when it's sun-warmed)

(Yes I know that the warmth is gone by the time I bring it home and it sits on my table and I finally eat it but this is a totally normal psychological phenomenon okay)


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