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masklayer
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Have you ever wanted to hold your Bagel, but wondered "but with what device could I perform that action?" Look no further. Clear acrylic bagel holder


chasejxyz
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you joke but hurting yourself slicing bagels is a big deal

Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home in 2011, an average of about 11 per person (this doesn’t include bagels eaten at work). And in the course of slicing up all those bagels, almost 2,000 people cut their fingers so badly that they ended up in an emergency room. By the finger-cut-to-E.R. metric, that makes bagel-cutting the fifth most dangerous activity in the American kitchen. So it shouldn’t be surprising that an array of home gadgets have arrived on the scene to prevent bagel-related injuries.

If you have any sort of issue with manual dexterity, or you're just unlucky today, you can really hurt yourself. So a not-hand thing to hold your bagel so you can cut it is actually very useful and a thing I've been thinking of getting, since my roommate's brother is now a Professional Bagel Maker and there are lots of bagels at my place now, and they a'int pre-sliced.


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in reply to @masklayer's post:

The break room at one of my previous workplaces had something similar which came with a specialized cutter. I could never get a good cut with it, but I had coworkers who used it almost every day and swore by it.

in reply to @asg's post:

While (correctly) pointed out that it is an assistive device, the marketing was revolving around the spate of people actively slicing their palms open by holding the bagel while they were cutting it, y'know, instead of sitting it on the board and cutting it from the top like a sane person would.
With a bread knife.
Amusingly what the knife on the box isn't.