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it is a fun show to watch, because it's like you're at the zoo and you're looking at the animals (the straights) and you throw peanuts at them. no one who actually makes it past the pod phase is normal or well adjusted or has healthy opinions on how a relationship should work

so, consider: stocking the show with the absolutely worst queer people you know. the person who is so toxic in relationships, that everyone in the tri-state area knows to avoid them. the obnoxious identity policer. just the worst fucking people you know who cannot find anyone to date because you get one look at them and you can tell how rancid their vibes are

but for this to work, we need to make a Netflix that only queer people know about and can sign up for. like we need some sort of amnesiac baked into this so that straight people are not capable of comprehending this exists because they wouldn't be very nice about it.

but the show would be so funny tho (i have permanent brain damage from watching so much reality tv growing up)


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