young people don't even know about cranking your hog anymore they they've got buttons and motors and shit and sometimes not even a button it's a touchscreen you have to take your eyes off the road to use you understand there's no cranking involved anymore there's no damn crank no damn hog
I wonder how many people know "cranking your hog" meant revving the engine on your motorcycle originally
i wish i had a hog to crank :((