advice for men. cw for mild sexual references, and also some piss jokes
backing track is from She's a Big Boy by Mcbaise. lyrics under the cut
If you wanna get some pussy
You might wanna act all cool
But nowadays guys should know better
You gotta just follow one rule
You gotta get pathetic
Ooooh, you gotta get pathetic
You gotta get pathetic
Ooooh, you gotta just get pathetic
If you wanna get some bow chicka wow wow
You gotta be a girl's poor little meow meow
I'm gonna give you the perfect kind of know-how
to get pathetic
You gotta get pathetic
Ooooh, you gotta get pathetic
You gotta get pathetic
Ooooh, you gotta just get pathetic
Step one, you gotta get sopping wet
So you can also get your girl sopping wet
Go stand in the rain, undergo some pain
Get battered and bruised and show off your shame
Step two, let out a tiny little cough
She starts to take all your soaking wet clothes off
To put them in the hamper, but listen to me
First you gotta make em smell like pee
[music stops]
Girls really like it when you pee
[music starts again]
Step three, she draws a really hot bath
You're nearly there, keep walking the path
Get in the water, soak it all in
Pee yourself again
You gotta get pathetic
Ooooh, you gotta get pathetic
You gotta get pathetic
Ooooh, you gotta just get pathetic
Get out of the bath, she's taking her clothes off
A bath wasn't good enough, you're gonna need a hose-off
She's so underwhelmed, she's lost in the vortex
Without a word, you guess it's time for sex
Start crying 'cause you thought about your ex
You gotta get pathetic
Ooooh, you gotta get pathetic
You gotta get pathetic
Ooooh, you gotta just get pathetic
