I am about to fail this Voight-Kampff test

Just a leopard from Seattle who sometimes makes games when she remembers to.
I am about to fail this Voight-Kampff test
the contortions wikipedia goes into to follow their weird armchair lawyer constraints are incredible
It certainly has twisted some articles into a unique spectacle, to say nothing else!
Free as in speech, free as in beer, free as in shenmue
I still get legit confused when the phrase QuickTime Event comes up, because I go "the Apple video codec...?"
You're walking along in the park when all of the sudden you look over and you see Wikipe-tan, about to be hit in the face with a soccer ball.
She doesn't notice the incoming ball. She can't escape without your help, but you're not helping.