You: Where am I?
Goddess: You are in my arms. Come little one, out of the nether. I am taking you to life.
You: What is life?
Goddess: It is thinking, it is feeling, it is being.
You: What will I do?
Goddess: That is your decision.
You: Wow...I'm overwhelmed.
Goddess: I, Goddess of Life, ask only that you eat, drink, breathe to keep your vessel functioning to receive my gift.
You: How do I do those things?
Goddess: Others, like you, will provide with their bounties. Food will be grown. Water will be gathered. Air will be all around you.
You: Wow, I'm just getting all that?
Goddess: In exchange for putting in your own labor. You will find your own resource to prepare through your life
You: That sounds fair. Everyone's putting in their fair share.
Goddess: ....more or less.
You: Okay. But I thought I was free to choose what to do.
Goddess: You are. On weekends.
You: what's that?
Goddess: Special days designated after five days dedicated to work and needs
You: Only five days and I get whatever I want...wow. I can tough that out.
Goddess: Correct. For two days.
You: ...what
Goddess: Then you go back for another five days
You: What?!
Goddess: But realistically you only get one because of errands.
You, reaching for the pepper spray: tell me more
