In order to confirm your identity, please answer the following Security Questions:
What is your dog’s maiden name?
What emotion did your first house smell like?
What was the name of the Beatles tribute band that your dog played bass in?
Who is your favorite sandwich?
How many more questions are we going to ask about your dog?
Why is the moon like that?
What terrifying superpower did your dog recently acquire from the moon people?
Woof? (This question is for your dog.)