when i was in middle school i had a friend named Jake who was kind of like a protestant napoleon dynamite and he would do literally anything people told him to at any time. and one of his most popular of these things to do was snort random things. he would snort artificial sweetner, he would snort nesquik, one time he snorted zipfizz (dont do this). but one of the more popular ones was pixie stix. now, one of the primary ingredients of pixie stix is citric acid. if you insufflate that shit, you are in essence putting a teaspoon of sugar and a teaspoon of acid up into your sinuses, which is what jake did. ever got sugar on an open wound? imagine that feeling but coming from inside of your brain. i remember he said it felt like being electrocuted but with a maui punch aftertaste which seems alright to me. anyway now he's an instagram realtor
