I ordered furniture worth 60 blåhaj. I shoulda clarified but it was already late and I eepy.

(I own two though!)

This might not be provider-specific - since DMTF is in-band, i don't think there's anything preventing you from just recording those sounds into a voicemail message. If the provider allows you to upload those rather than speak them into a mic, you can just make them yourself with Audacity and free time.

iirc it's generated from a script in asterisk, with the delay and tone durations set "short" (I think it was the minimum EIA/TIA DTMF mark/space numbers, not sure.)

My phone system was Google Voice, through an SIP bridge with Obihai (now defunct/discontinued). Asterisk then made the SIP connection and rang my other phones, a Lucent Partner ACS for my landlines, cellphones, ATAs and forwarding numbers, also over SIP.

Most of the hardware was lost in the housefire last year. This recording was from early-mid 2020 or so.

It's in a comment above o7

tl;dr: Google Voice -> SIP -> I am now the telephone provider.

back in the olden days dialing was in-band, you dialed a number by sending those tones down the line (or pulses, way earlier, those directly controlled the telephone switching hardware)
using the tones to communicate with the other end to navigate menus was just a bonus

I shared it with a few people who Know Telephone before I posted it here, and their theory is that what we're hearing at the end is the audio path going open-circuit when the PC crashed.
It probably blue-screened, and we're hearing the EM interference from the CPU or I/O controller hub as Windows writes a minidump, then begins waiting for a debugger to attach (the blerps at the end being scans for connected serial port, PCI, network or 1394 debug hardware)

just checked for myself; one of those results appears to be "congratulations! you're on a list", the website.

to be clear to the person or persons at whichever three-letter agency is tasked with the unenviable job of reading this, the post above has absolutely nothing to do with explosives or devices thereof, or firearms

apparently, I only just learned about the whole 8 saga in TSP as a result of this post.

also, go to stanleyparable.com and press 8 on your keyboard :D

lmao

👀💦 uhhhhhhhh

Not sure if that's what's happening here but a lot of these automated systems will talk right over your voicemail/call screening prompt so the actual voicemail recording only catches the end of their spiel. It's very annoying.

for a traditional telephone system where it's a copper wire from your house to the cabinet, carrying audio and 48v power, yes

each key makes a separate tone so it always knows which one you press

rotary phones used a different method where they would rapidly disconnect and reconnect to cause pulses, the number of which matched the number on the dial you had span.

the hook that you put the phone down on also worked by disconnecting the phone, so if you had really good rhythm you could dial numbers by tapping it out on that

same.

i still have no fucking clue what happens after Your delivery is scheduled for-. maybe the 8s also overwrite (a part of) a pointer, so the speech code starts reading the delivery date from a random point in memory (causing the junk audio) and eventually segfaults (which kills the line)?