bro they nitrogenated me. yeah. nitrous oxide, actually, not pure N₂ so maybe not technically nitrogenated but everyone calls it nitrogenated so im going with that. and yeah, they nitrogenated me. the N₂O isn't as soluble as the CO₂ and the bubbles don't nucleate in water the same way, so as soon as my lid is open, the gas will basically all rush out at once instead of hanging around. flat instantly. idk why they didn't just carbonate me instead. maybe they're afraid of the carbonic acid making me sour, which nitrous oxide doesn't affect. yeah bro that's why N₂O is used to make whip cream instead of CO₂, which would instantly curdle the whipped cream and render it inedible. N₂O is highly soluble in fatty liquids, maybe that's why nitrogenated coffee drinks make more sense than nitrogenated sodas. idk man. but yeah long story short they nitrogenated me
