Anonymous User asked: If I was a fashion designer and my clothing line included mini frayed jorts for fathers and JNCO jeans for tots, how would this impact the world?
Also, How do you feel about cohost using .beats for timestamps?
on JNCO toddler wear: it is A Thing that was tried, but alas, our society was not ready. I saw a kid at the Safeway yesterday with a full late '80s mullet, so I fear the window on this one might have closed temporarily for now. We'll have to wait until late Oregon Trail/early millennials become grandparents and deplete the selection at the local Carters.
Rating: zero impact this decade
on mini frayed jorts for dads: NOW we're talking. The last frontier of celebrating the dad bod has gotta be getting those cheeks out. Men's fashion is so boring that anything breaking the "shirt and pants" mould is going to be jumped on, regardless of whether it is suitable for society or good taste. Sure, like most things in our post-capitalist society, you'll probably make a bunch of money at great cost to our growth as a species, but you know, that's just the market talking! Start cutting those jeans up stat!
Rating: three mile island
on Swatch .beats internet time: I am a proud Cohost Plus subscriber and I always have .beats enabled. I can't believe people view this website without having the convenience of Swatch .beats internet time. Worth the $5 alone.
Rating: s u b s c r i b e n o w
