This one is something fuckin EXTRA

"a genuine pioneer of fenestration" is poetry to me

ngl, would

I'd argue that this is not in fact a mcmansion as it's not mass produced and exhibits design that could be interpreted as "unique" or "stylistic"

Worth it for the Tracy Island Jumpscare alone.

Agent 47 would go hog wild here

losing it at “died in childbirth ass bed”

I love the implication that the inhabitants might have invented credit default swaps

I wish we could see the interior as it was when the place was just built; it's clear some unbelievers have subsequently gone to some effort to normalize it.