Cohost makes me feel like I'm posting everything from a high backed luxurious chair in front of a roaring fireplace larger than my dinner table, while I swirl a glass of expensive brandy.
based on true events
This cat has her butt and tail all up in my personal space. I'm trying to be respectful of her autonomy but I think she's used to a better class of cat cuddling than this.
You know I jokingly give our cats a lot of shit for not bringing money into this household, but late stage capitalism is so fucking cursed that we're probably like 10 years away from the gig economy for pets.
That's what TikTok is for
My domme is trying to ruin my reputation of having a below average dick size and no game.