This is the best pizza I’ve ever had in my life
the entire website is like this
blinking gifs? animated text? we got it all, baby
also the page title is "Dino's Tomato Pie Home in CyberSpace". a Seattle and also online institution

you’re here, and i’m here too
This is the best pizza I’ve ever had in my life
the entire website is like this
blinking gifs? animated text? we got it all, baby
also the page title is "Dino's Tomato Pie Home in CyberSpace". a Seattle and also online institution
You were not kidding, it's even more hideous than this screenshot implies. It's so bad I wonder if they did it on purpose.
Also what the hell is a Jersey salad, I am from New Jersey and I have never heard of such a thing
Oh, they definitely did. It's the aesthetic of Dino's, but the site is done by people who have actual design chops. Also I just double-checked and Dino's was founded in 2016, so...
Honestly, I’m not even mad. The attention to detail (the gradient ball list bullets, the ICQ icons!) are so great that whoever did this did it from a place of love. This does explain the weird anachronism of a gmail address on a site last updated in 2000, though!!
"yeah, my nephew Paulie's good at that stuff" only sealed in an iceberg