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me: look into getting a used Herman Miller Aeron

her: im gonna get the Herman Miller Moron

“a physical trainer is just a quest giver that, upon completion, awards Strength XP. i just need a quest giver to tell me what to do.”

said while watching the Alice in Chains “Them Bones” music video: “alice in chains is redneck death grips to me”

“lizards are crazy to look at and think about”

(Jonathan Frakes “Beyond Belief” voice) Ever heard of NTR?

(touches hand to ear) “sir, a second grubhub order has hit the inbox”

(to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe) if it hadn't been for cottonmouth hoes, i'd been married long time ago

these messages were then followed by two images of "Runescape Smut"

ye olde vtuber