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posts from @ciswoman tagged #zoeisms

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ciswoman
@ciswoman

me: look into getting a used Herman Miller Aeron

her: im gonna get the Herman Miller Moron



ciswoman
@ciswoman

“a physical trainer is just a quest giver that, upon completion, awards Strength XP. i just need a quest giver to tell me what to do.”


ciswoman
@ciswoman

said while watching the Alice in Chains “Them Bones” music video: “alice in chains is redneck death grips to me”


ciswoman
@ciswoman

“lizards are crazy to look at and think about”


ciswoman
@ciswoman

(Jonathan Frakes “Beyond Belief” voice) Ever heard of NTR?


ciswoman
@ciswoman

(touches hand to ear) “sir, a second grubhub order has hit the inbox”


ciswoman
@ciswoman

(to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe) if it hadn't been for cottonmouth hoes, i'd been married long time ago


ciswoman
@ciswoman

these messages were then followed by two images of "Runescape Smut"


ciswoman
@ciswoman
This post has content warnings for: suicide.

ciswoman
@ciswoman

yes! it's the autism.
me: he doesn't speak, just like a samurai
no, that's it. all samurai are autistic



ciswoman
@ciswoman

me: look into getting a used Herman Miller Aeron

her: im gonna get the Herman Miller Moron



ciswoman
@ciswoman

“a physical trainer is just a quest giver that, upon completion, awards Strength XP. i just need a quest giver to tell me what to do.”


ciswoman
@ciswoman

said while watching the Alice in Chains “Them Bones” music video: “alice in chains is redneck death grips to me”


ciswoman
@ciswoman

“lizards are crazy to look at and think about”


ciswoman
@ciswoman

(Jonathan Frakes “Beyond Belief” voice) Ever heard of NTR?


ciswoman
@ciswoman

(touches hand to ear) “sir, a second grubhub order has hit the inbox”


ciswoman
@ciswoman

(to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe) if it hadn't been for cottonmouth hoes, i'd been married long time ago


ciswoman
@ciswoman

these messages were then followed by two images of "Runescape Smut"


ciswoman
@ciswoman
This post has content warnings for: suicide.