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once again, we share another lovely bandcamp friday today! i still have nothing new yet to provide, but hopefully will have some news to share with you later on in the summer about an upcoming work

in the meantime, i now offer my entire discography at 30% off the price of everything purchased separately - $15 for 6 releases, though one of those is free/pay what you want, so it's just kind of thrown in there as a bonus

i price each release fairly, but also things just kind of suck a lot right now and budgets feel like they are growing ever-tighter. i genuinely super appreciate all of the support and love for my work everyone has given since i began to release publicly only a couple of years ago, and hope this deal helps a little if you've been wanting to pick up the rest of my releases or are just now coming across me and my music

if you find yourself of ail and ache, please let our dear friend, the medic provide you with something to soothe and subside 💗 drift between dreamy shoegaze, bluesy jambient, soft drones, glimmering glitchscapes, and melancholy piano and find yourself somewhere nice for a while

thank you, as always, for listening. and be as well as can be, all considered

Rorie Woods stepped out from behind the wheel and walked to the rear of the trailer, which carried a half-dozen wooden boxes. With a pair of reading glasses draped around the collar of her purple fleece, she began to shake the boxes, because with the temperature in the low 50s, it was too cold for the honeybees inside to fly without a little coaxing. A deputy, realizing what she was about to unleash, tried to stop her, but a bee stung him in the face, forcing him to retreat. The maneuver bought Woods enough time to pull on a beekeeper suit with a vented hood that covered her face and roll one of the hives off the trailer and up to the entryway of King’s house. Three more officers marched forward to stop her, but they too were stung by the cloud of bees and fell back. Nearly 30 minutes later, one officer managed to handcuff her as the protesters cheered. “We’re with you, Rorie!” one yelled. She called back to another, telling her to take care of Zekie, her Chihuahua-basenji mix that had been sitting in her vehicle as the chaos unfolded. As the officer led Woods to a cruiser, he told her that he and several officers were allergic to bees. “Oh you’re allergic, good,” she allegedly replied.

After Woods, 55, was charged with four counts of “assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon (bees),” three counts of assault by means of a dangerous weapon (also bees), and disorderly conduct, she was heralded as a folk hero. “This is not about a few sheriffs getting a few honeybee stings,” she said in an interview. “It’s about predatory lending, which is thriving in Massachusetts and beyond.”

me: look into getting a used Herman Miller Aeron

her: im gonna get the Herman Miller Moron

“a physical trainer is just a quest giver that, upon completion, awards Strength XP. i just need a quest giver to tell me what to do.”

said while watching the Alice in Chains “Them Bones” music video: “alice in chains is redneck death grips to me”

“lizards are crazy to look at and think about”

(Jonathan Frakes “Beyond Belief” voice) Ever heard of NTR?

(touches hand to ear) “sir, a second grubhub order has hit the inbox”

(to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe) if it hadn't been for cottonmouth hoes, i'd been married long time ago

these messages were then followed by two images of "Runescape Smut"

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