•I'm super cool and everyone loves me
•I would really miss me if I was gone
•I'm immune to all known diseases
•I will purge all evil from my soul and become a being of pure light but try not be annoying about it
•Other people are all anyone else has
•Some other sixth thing

• i'm evil and everyone fears me

• they will feast and make merry when i have finally been vanquished

• i am an endless font of pestilence

• i will bathe in debauchery and become a being of pure wicked ooze and i'll never stop bringing it up btw

• other people are all anyone has (due to i stole everything)

• some other sixsixsixth thing

• ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️