oh i'm watching star trek tos at my parents' house. this is the one where kirk has a giant dick shaped rock and is trying to kill an android with it

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oh i'm watching star trek tos at my parents' house. this is the one where kirk has a giant dick shaped rock and is trying to kill an android with it
yeah i wrote that and was then like man, that could be a bunch of damn episodes. it was s1e5
turns out if you're making a niche sci-fi show in the 60s, dick-shaped rocks and robots that are just people with makeup are easy to come by
i suppose when all you have is a dick shaped rock, everything looks like an android you have to slap with it. or something. this metaphor didn't work like i thought it would