my usual strategy of "ask someone's opinion on someone else's behavior whenever there's a problem" (re: crush). did not work

im grey. 32 year old funny little guy (agender) from florida. artist, graphic designer, crochet bastard, yuri warrior, frog enjoyer, bad game enthusiast, and dwarf fortress understander who drinks too much iced tea. banned from twitter for being too epic and sexy.
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my usual strategy of "ask someone's opinion on someone else's behavior whenever there's a problem" (re: crush). did not work