me: we still have stir fry sauce right? lmao i don't need to check before i leave for the store
me an hour later: [opens the fridge and theres no stir fry sauce] SHIT

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me: we still have stir fry sauce right? lmao i don't need to check before i leave for the store
me an hour later: [opens the fridge and theres no stir fry sauce] SHIT