ohhhhh no. ohhhh fuck it's october and the butch at the front desk is wearing a halloween themed spooky button up. i can't do this today muse give me strength
first of all this is a complete nonstarter for reasons i will not get into, which leads into my second point: GOD IM FUMBLING SO FUCKING HARD
me: [using the front desk log to check something out for someone]
her, coming up: ooo can you teach me how to front desk
me: i, uh
the two guys standing there waiting for me to finish: 😐😐
me: [dialup noises]