me at the front desk: man this lady's eyelashes are like small butterflies [glances at her hands] no nails on the first two fingers of her hand either.
me:
me: wait a god damn minute

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me at the front desk: man this lady's eyelashes are like small butterflies [glances at her hands] no nails on the first two fingers of her hand either.
me:
me: wait a god damn minute