i want an ikea rat so bad... how much do they cost maybe ill buy one for my birthday

im grey. 32 year old funny little guy (agender) from florida. artist, graphic designer, crochet bastard, yuri warrior, frog enjoyer, bad game enthusiast, and dwarf fortress understander who drinks too much iced tea. banned from twitter for being too epic and sexy.
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i want an ikea rat so bad... how much do they cost maybe ill buy one for my birthday