i would settle for a blahaj

im grey. 32 year old funny little guy (agender) from florida. artist, graphic designer, crochet bastard, yuri warrior, frog enjoyer, bad game enthusiast, and dwarf fortress understander who drinks too much iced tea. banned from twitter for being too epic and sexy.
commissions are OPEN!

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i would settle for a blahaj
the fish is a pie, the shork is a blahaj
and the sapient post-apes are floaties