me: [booting up arknights on company time] wonder if i'll get fungus
my brain: ... what?
me: fungus. u know. the new 3* operator
my brain: ...there is NO 3* operator named fungus
me: what? but i saw him
my brain: that was a dream idiot.
me: oh
me:
me: ohhhhhh yeah, it WAS a dream! haha
me:
me: what the fuck??

