fuzzy little thing i see after falling into a hole too many times: hey. you're dead. eat a fruit from here. you'll be able to move through here freely
me: (okay you NEVER take food offered from little goblins or fairies or whatever)
me: i think i'll pass
fuzzy little thing: IS THIS AS FAR AS YOUR RESOLVE GOES, MORTAL?
me: uh-
the game: [closes]
me:
me: yeah im not sure what i was expecting

