i've been stuck in this astarion camp cutscene for like the past 30 minutes because i keep having to walk away. for normal reasons
astarion: heyyy baby your blood was really good. so uh this is kind of embarassing but you were the first person i ever sucked blood from ;)
me, at my computer: ohhhhhhhh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd. he sucks so bad (complimentary) i'm going to obliterate him