im grey. 32 year old funny little guy (agender) from florida. artist, graphic designer, crochet bastard, yuri warrior, frog enjoyer, bad game enthusiast, and dwarf fortress understander who drinks too much iced tea. banned from twitter for being too epic and sexy.

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citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

my boss stole1 a ham from the [REDACTED]'s office but now we're trying to figure out how to heat it up without tipping people off to Ham Theft


  1. not technically stealing, but it was definitely intended for [REDACTED] (who get paid a lot fuckin more than us) to eat so who give a shit


citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

boss is hungry

it's my lunchtime

that's why i eat ham

on the company's dime


citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

FUCK

it seems someone discovered ham theft


citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

false alarm, sorry. i know you guys are here for this fast paced and tense ham-related drama


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