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citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

15 minutes ago my sister came up and was like "hey you wanna see me tie my shoes cool" and then showed me this web 1.0 ass site this dude named ian has been running for 20 years. he invented his own shoelace knot. dudes fucking ROCK


citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

hell yeah i did it. the ian knot. no more untied shoes for THIS motherfucker


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in reply to @citriccenobite's post:

haha, holy shit, I've been using "Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot" for the past 15 years, ever since I got that pair of boots where the laces were a bit too long and a bit too slippery and kept on undoing themselves.

I think this was the website that also taught me that I was just plain tying my shoelaces wrong for more than a decade - the bow should sit horizontally across your shoe. If it's diagonal or vertical, you've done part of it backwards, and it's a much weaker knot.

in reply to @citriccenobite's post:

In high school I taught myself the Ian knot, and right after I tried to tie my shoes the old way to compare the speed, and I couldn't do it. The Ian knot instantaneously replaced all my shoe tying knowledge and I haven't looked back since.