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bobskunk
@bobskunk

conversation in coolstation sometimes shifts to the availability of bodily functions in the game and how some places are removing it and on the other end how some players are weird about it and how do we strike that delicate balance. sometimes the old ways can tell us a lot for how to handle things!

there used to be an awful alien punishment mutantrace in goonstation (the full name is deservedly in The Past) so that when some doofus assed-whole pesters admins to turn them into a cool alien (as in 20th century fox's aliens, since that was a game mode) they'd grant their wish and be turned into a badly drawn space alien with brain damage, awful text modifiers, and all sorts of problems including possibly no arms

so that principle applied to people getting weird about it in game (18+ in our case means responsible adults doing goofs and spoofs and jokes, not horny sextimes) why not create a Dutch Angel Dragon Belgian Seraph Basilisk punishment critter to turn people into? when they're being way too loud and weird about it, whether in favor or against, when they just gotta fukken cool it. there you go, now you can't do any sort of bodily function because you've been ordained by mormon jesus to not have any sort of openings beyond your face

but anyway i wasn't going to post about it at all until @warc proposed naming the command 'revoke-holes'

and now you know all about it

laters


amagire
@amagire

space station 13 is like dwarf fortress in that you can tell me about literally any sequence of events happening in that context and I will be like yeah okay that tracks


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in reply to @bobskunk's post:

the part of my brain that comes up with ideas that aren't related to other things beyond surface level just said "mutation that adds a toggleable valve between your left and right lungs so if you huff the right gas mixtures you can turn yourself into a tank transfer bomb"

turn "this is an organ" into a item flag, then make lungs a type of gas canister?

Probably not the best idea, but which has the side benefit that you can supply your internals from some dead shmuck's lung

I don't know if it's still possible but there was a time in which you could ingest everything in someone's bloodstream (except the blood) by eating their heart, because thats all it was: a container full of their reagents. That probably doesnt work the same way with digestion anymore, but once or twice I saw like a chain reaction of people dying / gibbing, person picks up their heart, eats it, and gibs releasing another heart, and so on.