person at the front desk: do you have a [mumble mumble] lock
me: a what
person: a [sounds like cereal] lock
me: ... a cereal lock?
person: a STEERING WHEEL LOCK.
me: oh, a steering wheel lock. i don't-
person: nevermind [fucking leaves]
me:
me: okay???????
the fuck do you want from me??? i didnt hear you the first time