im grey. 32 year old funny little guy (agender) from florida. artist, graphic designer, crochet bastard, yuri warrior, frog enjoyer, bad game enthusiast, and dwarf fortress understander who drinks too much iced tea. banned from twitter for being too epic and sexy.

commissions are OPEN!

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ko-fi (for tips and stickers)
ko-fi.com/citriccenobite
email (for commissions and inquiries)
grey.j.aster@gmail.com

citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

more extremely good writing from my dude h melly


citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

context: stubb tricks a french guy into getting rid of his dead whale (with the help of one of his own crewmen) by telling him the smell will make his crew sick, so he can get at the ambergris. so he's telling this guy like "i'm about to screw you out of your whale" and the man translating english to french turns it into "yeah you better get rid of that thing now he says it'll kill us". pretty funny


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