im grey. 32 year old funny little guy (agender) from florida. artist, graphic designer, crochet bastard, yuri warrior, frog enjoyer, bad game enthusiast, and dwarf fortress understander who drinks too much iced tea. banned from twitter for being too epic and sexy.

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citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

so much of the silmarillion is "what if i told the gods1, who physically exist in this world, to fuck off and leave me alone" and then the gods going "well ok then"


  1. technically eru iluvatar is the one true god and the valar plus melkor/morgoth are his kids/representatives/angels but eru iluvatar does precisely dick other than at the very beginning of time and i think after morgoth fucks up middle earth arda, sorry real bad. so for all intents and purposes they are gods


citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

melkor gets mad cause iluvatar won't let him play uptown funk on his trumpet


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