whenever i need to take a shower im all 'boo hoo the wet world the wet world sucks i hate the wet world' but when im in there the soul of neptune aligns with me and i am enlightened. it is in fact the dry world that is terrible

im grey. 32 year old funny little guy (agender) from florida. artist, graphic designer, crochet bastard, yuri warrior, frog enjoyer, bad game enthusiast, and dwarf fortress understander who drinks too much iced tea. banned from twitter for being too epic and sexy.
commissions are OPEN!

🌟🐸🌟
whenever i need to take a shower im all 'boo hoo the wet world the wet world sucks i hate the wet world' but when im in there the soul of neptune aligns with me and i am enlightened. it is in fact the dry world that is terrible
is this a common shitpost or was this delivered to me precognitively, because it's familiar
ah idk i've just been saying The Wet World for like a decade now lol
when i need to shower what i truly dread is the knowledge that i will have to return to the dry world
it is the transition between the wet and dry worlds that sucks but we must pass through it with regularity 😒
This post has passed through my mind unbidden several times when I've been both tired and in need of a shower.