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masklayer
@masklayer

Wrong vs Right

"other people can pay a small amount of money to promote YOUR post to 2,500+ completely random people with zero targeting whatsoever" might literally be the best and funniest social media monetization strategy anyone's ever come up with


masklayer
@masklayer

Twitter: Dear Businesses and Organizations who have chosen to make content for our platform,
Pay us $12,000 per year for us to do our job of not letting people impersonate you as easily

Tumblr: Would You Like To Enable PVP


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in reply to @masklayer's post:

teh tumblr thing is like when you're playing a beaf 'em up and u grab an enemy and use them as a weapon to bash into otter peopl

(teh twitter thing is u giving lots of money to idiots)

oh god wait, it's not even "pay us $1000/mo and you'll get Twitter Blue for your employees" it's "pay us $1000/mo for the privilege of paying $50/mo for Twitter Blue for each employee" rofl

who's left that would do this? like I would expect the number one entities lining up for this for a pre-Elon Twitter would be like, NPR, PBS, but uh...no lol those two aren't options rofl