sneaking around town at night and sucking the transmission fluid out of all the street parked cars like a really weird vampire

sneaking around town at night and sucking the transmission fluid out of all the street parked cars like a really weird vampire
Now and then treating yourself to a sip from a differential because “you’ve earned it”.
Just one more damn thing "progress" made harder! Back when they all had dipsticks it was easy, now, all sealed up with hard-to-reach plugs!
It's not weird if you need transmission fluid to live!
Ess-ing my dee aitch.
FINE I can give it back but you won't like the way I'll have to do it