count swagula

@clip

no thanks i'm from massachusetts

they/it
lizard.tools/

sega dreamcast enthusiast, electric beast, artist, in that order.

‍

💍 @masklayer

‍

icon @brushy

‍ My scrobbles

This user can say it.

This user wants to eat sheet metal.

This user knows every animal personally.

This user is full of love and store brand red bull.

website league

soc.lizard.tools/@clip

count swagula @clip11/22/2022, 3:20 AM

onebug @numberonebug

alyx @alyx11/22/2022, 12:20 AM

remote content crimes (aka "what's my IP? feat. Spongebob")

an image of spongebob that has your IP address on it

a real implementation of one of the most bizarre meme formats I have ever seen

what?

this is an image generated on the fly by another server at the time it's loaded
logging is disabled for the path of this image, i really do not want to know who or where you are
it's literally just an image tag, nothing special
location is pulled from a local copy of geolite2
as a bonus feature, if the location it pulls up is particularly long, it'll overflow out of the image
if you reload it the image might be different

#crimes #remote content crimes #Remote #remote content

iliana @iliana11/22/2022, 2:36 AM

i wish my vpn software of choice transited over IPv6 because i would love to see this with ::420:69 on my network

count swagula @clip11/22/2022, 3:20 AM

as someone who has their public ipv4 memorized, i cannot tell you how much this startled me before i realized what was going on

You must log in to comment.

in reply to @alyx's post:

Michaela Sue @beige-alert11/22/2022, 2:40 AM

that's fantastic!

kay @k--11/22/2022, 3:14 AM

Funny timing I also posted a remote content crime today, though yours has a much better font lol

iComputer7 @ic711/22/2022, 3:17 AM

I love that it supports IPv6

LeminWedj @LeminWedj11/22/2022, 3:58 AM

gonna use this to check my public ipv6 now

Jago à la Hat @jagoalahat11/22/2022, 5:23 AM

as all of these crimeposts are, this is really cool! but, and feel free to prove my fears wrong, but do you think we should be able to do things like this? it feels like this could be used by bad actors, but im not a tech person so please reassure me if thats not the case😅

alyx @alyx11/22/2022, 5:40 AM

for a few reasons I think all of the images should be going through an image proxy or something on cohost's side

finny @finny11/23/2022, 7:57 PM

agreed

Flo @Voidhorn11/22/2022, 3:37 PM

this is terrifying, lol. Good work!

julie @mononym11/22/2022, 10:49 PM

this feels like gacha. I'm compelled to collect them all

ira 🌷🐰@irina11/23/2022, 6:47 AM

oh cool, my location overflows, take that spongemebob

NAAN @NAAN11/23/2022, 7:07 AM

This is terrifying, it actually shows where I live : ' D

puz @puz11/23/2022, 3:32 PM

that scared me for a sec tbh

Cr4shMyCar @Cr4shMyCar11/25/2022, 3:59 AM

Well this is absolutely terrifying, impressive, and hilarious.

@chfour11/29/2022, 6:35 PM

oh i've seen something similar but with videos, it generated a vid on the fly in a similar way

alyx @alyx11/29/2022, 6:49 PM

yeah my roommate was showing me the one with Barnacle Boy and Mermaid Man unfortunately cohost strips video source tags so it's not feasible

@chfour11/29/2022, 6:56 PM

yep it was that one and yeah right it does show videos behind a "spoiler" kinda deal

in reply to @clip's post:

yeeter of donuts @jonny29011/22/2022, 3:37 AM

Back in the phpbb days we were on a board that allowed you to just punch in a url for your avatar. so i hosted a bunch of different ones and had a php randomizer so you'd get a different one every time.

and then, since i was a mod and could see everybody's IP, i added some code to deliver only goatse or whatever to people i hated

hax @hax11/22/2022, 5:34 PM

I was wondering why the fuck the small-ish city I lived in was in text...

Pinned Tags