guy with a cybertruck in a nearby neighbourhood and after only a month that thing looks like it sat in a room with chain smokers for a whole year
it's breathlessly impressive how aggressively they've marketed this steel polygonal turd on wheels as an all terrain vehicle, video footage aplenty on their sales site of this thing fording rivers and dunes far from civilisation, packing a whole set of camping gear for the family, Blue Collar Workers unloading thick plates of metal off the back of it, as you do when you are a Blue Collar Worker...
And it's a fucking lie.
Like yeah, every car company is gonna play up their truck or SUV as tearing it up out in the sticks, but I actually do have faith that they can sorta get that job done despite primarily being used as Suburban Wine Mom Conveyances. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but holy fuck this thing is stupid as hell, absolutely 100% modern day snake oil whose failure is only matched by the massive cope their owners huff when in reality they should demand their money back, and every single one of these should be recalled.
No matter how much I've botched things in my life, I can always reach for a nearby and fresh cybertruck headline, and I know that I am okay.