Ben "Calling a Four Year Old Fat" Archer being the father of Chelsea "Teen Mum" Horrobin's baby is so juicy. How's Beth "Not Like Other Girls" Casey going to react? She can't really criticise him, she did break up with him. I still hope Chelsea doesn't keep it though, an abortion storyline would be really important and having a baby at 17 with no money can't be good for her.