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so I've been playing Ni No Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom, the game where San Francisco gets nuked, causing the President of the United States to get isekai'd, with him subsequently becoming the chief advisor and bodyguard for a deposed boy-king.

yesterday, I reached a key part of the story (and mechanics tutorial): I completed a sidequest, which allowed me to recruit a new citizen for the boy-king's extra special new country. this rewarded me with both of the above achievements, one after the other.

today I looked at those achievements in my Steam feed and realized that there was a 0.2% difference reported in the number of players who have received them. which is fucking insane.

steamDB estimates that at least 246k people own this game on steam. that would mean that roughly 492 people have played Ni No Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom up to the point where they completed this sidequest, got the achievement for it, and then... immediately quit? got struck by lightning? had their computer explode? maybe there is a different sidequest that you can secretly do before this one, one which doesn't reward you with a new citizen (I have yet to find evidence of any such sidequest being in the game At All)??? maybe it's purely a glitch?????

or maybe. there is a conspiracy. and Steam has rigged their achievement percentages to always go down the further into a game they are, regardless of how many people "actually" have them. maybe the whole concept is fake and these numbers are actually set by the devs. I do not know. this is all a mystery to me. point two percent.


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