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Eurovision Song Contest 2023 Turquoise Carpet live thread. It's getting long.

  • At least everyone looks great.
  • I would like to correct the fact that La Zarra is the second Eurovision contestant from Canada. She's the second French representative from Canada, but there was also Celine Dion, obviously.
  • I know TOO MUCH
  • Maybe I spoke too soon, Luke Black's outfit is a mess. But he kind of suits it? Love him, I just think this sort of thing is difficult for anyone who's not used to it.
  • I cannot wait for Diljá, she's going to PROJECT ALL THE WAY TO MANCHESTER
  • Beatles mention claxon
  • Not one of Sudden Lights showing feet...
  • Not them zooming in on the feet...
  • So, who's the hot guy who's helping the ladies down the steps?
  • One of Wild Youth is wearing pearls, I keep telling people it's not weird.
  • It's true, lots of people in Liverpool have Irish ancestory. I myself am a full eighth.
  • Let 3 serving?
  • If they're struggling with English, just let them go ugh
  • Remo not dressing up. He's still cute
  • Random Maltese saxophone in the background
  • Oof I think he'll regret that tattoo on Tuesday
  • Fun fact: next year will be 40 years since Waterloo won
  • So many queens this year, I'll stan any of them
  • "Where do I go from here?" 💀
  • TuralTuranX as a band name is very strange. They could just be Tural & Turan. xXxTuralTuranxXx
  • Showing their dark side by wearing florals. Looking great lads, no shade.
  • Vesna's crown thing is very Samanta Tina
  • Marco's arms, damn
  • Not a fan of the leather but I am a fan of men showing some skin
  • The what monument?
  • Mia Nicolai looks great!
  • She won't do a tarot reading, but I will. Ace of Cups, The Magician, Queen of Cups. Conclusion: they will qualify. Such is fate!
  • Sam Quek is kind of wearing the same colour as Käärijä's backing dancers.
  • Oh gosh mini-Käärijäs for earrings.
  • Well, he could win. Possible. Very, very possible.
  • All of these guys have me asking: Gay, or European?
  • "We've talked a lot about The Beatles" yeah I know
  • Shut up about the damn coronation!
  • Can you swear on this? It's mid-afternoon.
  • My Sister's Crown sounds great from a distance.
  • Brunette: looking good
  • Zebra print, John Lennon glasses, not standing on his mark? At least I like the shoes.
  • Oh they're literally John Lennon glasses from the Beatles museum gift shop. I have a pair myself, somewhere.
  • Greece is coming soon, I hope they're kind to poor Victor.
  • Theodor has an acting background? Yeah, he has big theatre kid energy.
  • Oh, and he's only 18? Also too young imo. Leave these babies alone! Let them get to 20 before they risk international embarrassment. But 16 is much less acceptable than 18.
  • I'm constantly saying this, but Alika is not making herself more memorable with this outfit. Girl, give me something! Please, I'm begging.
  • I love Gustaph ❤️
  • What does Loreen's trophy say???
  • Picked Jacks??? Richie, it's Piqued Jacks.
  • Please don't flash me!
  • I don't hate them but that band and their song are both bad vibes in different ways
  • Did Richie Anderson not get a pronunciation guide? Also he says she has a "quirky" hobby of watching Love Island, as if that isn't incredibly basic? The handstand would be interesting, but I know that she can do it because she's really into crossfit, which is basic.
  • Blanka needing a military operation to move her dress... and then falling down the stairs...
  • She does look great, she's beautiful, I'll give her that.
  • Leaning into the Bejba meme, fair enough. Of all Blanka's many alleged flaws, her pronunciation is not a fair thing to criticise.
  • TVORCHI look great.
  • Iru in those boots! And fully bedazzled! Slay!
  • Yeah I hope she gets to qualify! I love her.
  • Not going to the Albert Dock is funny, though. It's right by the M&S Bank Arena, like a five minute walk. It would be incredibly easy for her to go.
  • Yes Iru you're killing this interview! You deserve that PR degree! And a great career in either PR or music.
  • We're going to get through the whole of Eaea as Blanca Paloma walks down those stairs
  • Wait is that girl a dancer or an interpreter? Or both? Icon
  • More of these people should bring translators, it's too big of an ask to both be an incredibly talented singer/performer and be bilingual. Very impressive that Blanca knows any English, frankly. You should hear my French It's awful, and I have a GCSE in it! I know basically nothing of any other language. And to read some of my posts, you wouldn't think I was fluent in English.
  • Teyo?? First Diljá and now this. Does a look like o in the font of the script that Richie's reading from?
  • Sam those are not the same glasses, they are clearly ovals. Theodor's were circles, and cost like £5. I bet Teya's are are incredibly expensive.
  • I still can't get in my head that the blonde is Salena, they should swap names.
  • Andrew Lambrou is so sexy. Another man in pearls, I think. My eyes are peeled.
  • Oh no he likes Marvel, basic, and Harry Potter, ew!
  • The Kelmendi ladies look so good!!!! The men need to step it up.
  • Last few now, release me from watching this. It's been three hours.
  • I don't think a single post like this works super well for a long event. I will be doing MANY posts for the actual Eurovision shows. The other alternative is doing everything in the comments of a post. We need to innovate ways to handle this sort of event.
  • Voyager guy doing a scouse accent. Then Sam Quek doing a scouse accent, which is in fact already her accent. I've done the same.

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