What are the Great Fairies even doing with all these lizalfos tails and lynel guts? Some kinda monster haggis?
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What are the Great Fairies even doing with all these lizalfos tails and lynel guts? Some kinda monster haggis?
actual answer to joke question: i think they’re physically integrated into the clothing somehow. so whenever you wear a 4 star set whose upgrades were particularly gut-heavy, be aware that chances are you’re absolutely coated in viscera
Every time Link takes a hit, he's legally obligated to detatch one of the actual hearts from his clothes and throw it away