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Love Cycle: A Soap Operetta
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Watch it here

  • Adam is that the same ugly jacket from last year?
  • His delivery is a bit Trump-esque? And his jokes are awful
  • "You might be wondering why I'm speaking in English" lol
  • Lake Malawi just isn't the same without the third twink.
  • Honestly Czechia's (Adam said Czech Republic, he didn't get the memo) last few entries have all been pretty good. I really liked the studio version of Omaga, the live performance didn't deserve to qualify.
  • Oh no I looked it up, it's a different ugly jacket.
  • Oh the prerecorded bits with Cesár Sampson have Czech subtitles, cool.
  • Sure "Confident and Free" could be a deoderant slogan. Or for incontinence pants.
  • Aiko, Pedestal: Kind of bangs? She needs a bit of work but it's got potential, I'll be looking for a studio version.
  • Elly, Angel's Share: She doesn't drink alcohol! Shirtless male dancers! Automatically my favourite.
  • Gianna Lei, Starlet: LOVE the outfit. The song's not great.
  • "The one and only Lenny" actually there are other people named Lenny.
  • Lenny, Good Enough: Is she wearing a cape? The song's boring.
  • MYDY, Red Flag Parade: Glamtronic, the sequel to Shagadelic. They're really bringing a level of professionalism which is showing up most of the artists so far. I don't love the song, the lyrics are a bit clumsy. And then the outfits?
  • I'm starting to worry that gorgeous Cesár is a bad interviewer. You can't be good at everything.
  • Tom Sean, Dopamine Overdose: I hear he's big on TikTok? Oh he really is making a choice with this voice. Did he say "sweet like teriyaki"? Regardless I think this could do quite well, probably the best so far. I'm still voting for Elly.
  • Tomas Robin, Out of my Mind: I quite like this! He seems like a sweetheart.
  • Anyway back to @Eurovision to try to understand the voting for this thing.
  • No wait Lights Off still slaps. I would recommend listening to the 2020 ESCZ songs, they were good! I voted for Imma Be but Stay or Go was also really good.
  • Done in under an hour, your fav could never.
  • My ranking for tonight, so I can laugh at myself later:
  1. Lenny (no capes)
  1. Gianna Lei
  1. MYDY
  1. Tom Sean
  1. Aiko
  1. Tomas Robin
  1. Elly

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