Ugh these boys. Tell him you love him! Would step-second-cousins or whatever be too closely related for the BBC?

Alistair's 60th birthday soon, maybe his lesbian sister will show up? As for Brad and Chelsea, I'd be shocked if they introduce some friends for them. But please: let these young people talk to someone they're not related to.

Yeah Alice is obviously the only candidate for running the stables, but I agree with Lillian, it'd be a huge job to take over something like that without relapsing. Justin would probably keep an eye on her but that would not help whatsoever, he's awful.

Wow, Grace mention! Bess dug up Jill's big knickers? I've got to say I'm intrigued, I have a few pairs of old underwear I could bury. More holes = healthier soil, that's very interesting!